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i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
Kevin’s got a knack for this whole ghost thing
Maybe he could
break down the doors of heaven with a horde of spirits at his back and take that shit over
Just a suggestion~
Vote Kevin Tran for new God.
A vote for Kevin is a vote for Heaven.
Kevin will fulfill his dream of being the first Asian-American President (of Heaven)
Alright, we need campaign posters. Stat.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Like…Idk but I will never be able to unsee this…